I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
You know, Hagrid's not the only giant on campus.
Wanna make some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff.
I'm not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.
You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.
A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.
You look like you'd be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick?
Want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.
Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I don't have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.
Are you speaking parseltongue? 'Cause you're talking to my snake.
I'm goblin. Let me stroke your vault.
You're like a bottle of Skele-Gro: growing me a bone.
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
How do I get into your Department of Mysteries?
Why don't you come tame my dragon?
I'm just like Oliver Wood, baby... I'm a keeper!
Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this!
Yeah girls call me "Aguamenti." Everytime they hear my name, they get wet.
It's a portkey.... once you touch it, it will take you somewhere you ain't never been before.
Want to learn to speak troll? I can get you grunting in no time.
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