Sailing Hippos
Sailing Hippos
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Things We Hate
1. When it rains on the beach.

2. When the stars are covered by clouds.

3. When sickeningly overweight people wear ultra tight, skimpy clothing.

4. When men wear ultra tight, skimpy clothing.

5. When Notre Dame loses.

6. Country music

7. When little sisters jump on you to wake you up at seven in the morning for the sake of self-entertainment.

8. Stupid people

9. Bad writing (much like this list and blog)

10. When people type like this on text messages "hye ow r u? wuts pu?" Seriously. Take some time, and use proper English.

11. When Louisville loses.

12. When people in the hallways walk really slowly, and don't even consider the people behind them trying to get somewhere before the world ends.

13. When you lose your favorite pens.

14. Papaya.

15. Those stupid, stripper, fake boobed girls they put on every reality show.

16. Ugly hair.

17. Eye boogers.

18. Fat.

19. Menstrual cycles.

20. Really squeaky pencils while you're taking a test.


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Marina-
Marina is kinda cool, it depends on if she is talking or not. She likes writing, and is really good at it, especially poetry. She sees people's auras, which is pretty awesome. However, don't piss her off, because then she can put a Bosnian curse on you. She also plays soccer, and is going pro at some point in her life.

Ben-
Ben is the runt of the Hippos. He's often picked on and abused by his "larger" siblings. He is amazing at everything he does, besides being nice, because he is an arrogant son of a hippo. He has an unquenchable thirst for water, which is good, because we live in water. He doesn't know how to put on eyeliner, but it doesn't matter...because he's a guy. We hope.
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